If I am not. . .

a wonderful mess

a good cook

proficient in my knowledge of jazz and telling dirty jokes

a murakami muse

male or female

no matter

what I shake 

there is rhythm

that may be all I know

words of a true magician

"She will remember your heart when men

are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. 

Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what

regret is - and love." 

-Schmendrick in The Last Unicorn