Ok, I confess, I never have any idea what to be for Halloween.
Usually I end up throwing together a costume last minute,
and feel pretty pleased with myself,
only to arrive at a costume party to find that everyone else's costume is AMAZING
and they've probably been working on it for weeks.
So, this year, I asked my favorite friend, Kirk, for some ideas.
I didn't expect such a list!
Daria
David Bowie
Pork Chop
Typhoid Mary
Lamp Chop the puppet
Pee-Wee Herman
a lemming
a sushi roll
the Log Lady from Twin Peaks
a shoe
Clarissa Explains It All
Darth Potter
Sherlock Hagrid
Thor
a trophy
a sexy yogurt
the theme song to The Walking Dead
Korra from Tron: Legacy
Cruella DeVille
evil Willow from Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Elliott from ET
Rocket Raccoon from Guardians of the Galaxy
Frankenberry
Kirk had suggested combining two of the above ideas into one costume. Unique!
But alas, the plot thickens. . .
I got invited to a "sexy Halloween party"--- the catch being,
it can't be a costume which is normally considered sexy.
Oh man, check it out:
Sexy Oscar the Grouch
Sexy Big Bird
Sexy Miss Piggy
Sexy Abe Lincoln
Sexy Einstein
Sexy Charlie Brown
Sexy MLK
Sexy Magnum PI
Sexy "It's Pat"
Sexy Ebola Victim / Haz Mat
Sexy Genitalia
Sexy Spuds McKenzie, RIP
Sexy Winston Churchill
Sexy Any Food Mascot character, like the Sun Maid Raisin Lady or Sexy Morton Salt Girl
Sexy Freud
Sexy Tape Worm
Sexy Fetus
Sexy Frog
Sexy Mount Rushmore / Sexy Statue of Liberty
Sexy Hitler?
Sexy Groucho Marx / Sexy Mark Twain
Sexy Chinese Crested Dog
Now I really don't know what to be!
